The Safeway that I go to sells these little paper bags of apples. They usually contain 7 or so, and I pick them up fairly frequently because, well, it’s the thing to do.
Unfortunatly, I found glass in the bottom of the bag yesterday, and it was pressed into the skin of the apples on the bottom.
My first thought was, “Man, that would’ve been handy for Halloween.” My second thought was, “I want my money back”. My third thought was “Well, she’d be a lot cuter if she wasn’t into that whole Satan thing…”
But whatever.
San Diego Union Tribune, 12/26/2006
Post-Christmas Shopping Begins
So, as a co-worker puts it, I “accidentally” quit smoking today. So now there’s all this empty time where I could be smoking, but I’m not. What am I supposed to do to fill the gaps?
So I composed the funniest, most profound post that ever has one composed — or thought of composing. And my browser crashed.
Gah!
I was watching the Football game tonight, Denver vs. Seattle. This was difficult for me. When I moved, I decided that I couldn’t abandon my “loyalty” with the Broncos, yet I couldn’t ignore the Seahawks either.
So I told myself, “I have an AFC team, and an NFC team, and blah blah blah”. Well, the ‘blah blah blah’ kinda fell apart tonight when the two went head-to-head.
So I was in a bar, surrounded by Seahawk fans, rooting against them. I wasn’t the only Bronco fan in the place, but we were out numbered. And dang it, 5 turnovers. Err.
Good times being in the minority. Pity I couldn’t yell too loud; I’m fighting a cold.